It may be that this world has more similarities to theirs than it does to ours, really... I've heard of some that I would have immediately dismissed if I'd been informed of them immediately after arriving here, but... well, let's just say that if you didn't have a fairly open mind about all sorts of absurdities before arriving here, you certainly will after a few months.

That's simply the sort of thing that happens here, I'm afraid. Anyway, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance; I am Lord Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi.